10 Sexiest, Tatted BABES of Instagram… You’re Welcome

Meet your new WCW’s ladies and gentlemen. Here are the hottest tattooed girls to follow on instagram…

Let’s start with these babes that we had to give honorable mentions…

– bulletproofsoul0

This dark goddess looks great dressed up and classy or in a good pair of sneaks and a hat. Shawna Crenshaw definitely deserved a mention on our page!

– anna_maniac

With her ever changing awesome hair, her bad girl style and her interest in unusual art, Lucy Ford kills it. And her 10.5k followers agree.

 – @missmaryleigh

Redheads anyone? Mary Leigh Maxwell is tattooed from the jaw down in all color. Not only could she be on the cover of every tattoo magazine out there, but she is so damn beautiful she could be on the cover of Vogue. Like, can I please have your bod? Her 108k followers are always pleased with seeing her half naked selfies.

 – @saraontheinternet

It’s very hard to find a classic style, blonde pinup lookalike that looks just as great with no makeup on at all. Sara X Mills is the answer for all your desires. Not only does she flood her insta with butt pics, but she can also boob twerk. Must be why she’s got 187k.

And now for our TOP 10…

10. @kandizz

This party girl deserves a quick follow just because of how entertaining her life looks. Posing in wigs, downing shots and messing around is high on her priority list. We don’t blame her.

 

9. @lusylogan

Not only is she completely tattooed, and yes even on her face, she has some of the best bone structure I have ever seen. She is probably one of the most badass women I’ve ever laid eyes on. Hot damn.

8. @gypsyroseink

Dark and mysterious, edgy as hell and a tad curvy? I’m all about you, Gypsy.

7. @makaniterror

Holy shit. This girl is a vixen. Not only has she been on the covers of several magazines, but she also co-owns a tattoo shop. Her piercing eyes make you just not want to look away.

6. @sabinakelley

One of my personal faves. She is dog crazy, a mother and an all-over hilarious badass. With her platinum hair and vintage car fetish, she is ranked high on my list of favorite tattooed accounts to follow. I’m sure her 193k followers would agree.

5. @cleowattenstrom

Not only is she completely tattooed, she also tattoos. Being foreign is also a huge plus. This Swedish goddess posts a lot of her work to her account, but also manages to sneak in some sexy selfless for her 186k.

4. @itslaurendotcom

Actually obsessed with this girl. She does make up tutorials online but she clearly doesn’t even need make up to be BEAUTIFUL.

3. @jemmy_j

This bad gal is a total bombshell Megan Fox look alike. She even rocks some serious tattoos on her face and still looks like a mega babe.

 

2. @rubyrose

 

Ruby f*ckin’ Rose. Talk about HOT. The Orange is the new black star is BLOWING up the internet with making straight women question their sexuality. Especially after her nude scene in the Netflix series. We understand why…

1. @christymack

All hail the queen. Christy Mack is out of this world, and I’m not just talking about her ghetto booty. She has proved beautiful in every situation. Especially when she shaves her head. This girl has it all going on.

You’re welcome peeps.

 

– Carly

Shout Out to All the Lefties!

IT’S LEFT-HANDER’S DAY! August 13th that is…

Cheers to a happy, happy day to these pro sports lefties! You da real M.V.P.

Manu Ginobili 🏀

James Harden 🏀

Clayton Kershaw ⚾️

Phil Mickelson ⛳️

Rafael Nadal 🎾

Shaquille O’Neal 🏀

Chris Sale ⚾️

Tim Tebow 🏈

Michael Vick 🏈

Bubba Watson ⛳️

Stay weird my friends.

XOXO,

You Get Paid to Do WHAT?! Random AF Professions that Make a Dope Living

As a little girl I always dreamed of being the cutest little housewife: cooking and cleaning for my husband, tending to the kids, being the hottest MILF on the block, duh. Okay, so maybe the last part was a late addition, whatever you get the point.

Basically, I didn’t want to grow up and get a big girl job, I wanted to do something that I loved: taking care of the people that mean the most to me.

I mean, I’m pretty sure they call what I want to do (without the whole “husband” factor…) “nannying” or “a maid” or “servant.” Erroneous! Erroneous on all counts!

But seriously, why shouldn’t you be able to make a living doing the things that you love? I mean, there are people out there who actually make a living doing the craziest stuff! Here’s a look into just some of the careers (other than my dream of “nannying”) that would be sick AF to have!

Professional Video-Gamers

Pretty sure this is what I would look like if I had to game 14 hours a day… Sorry Penny!

I’m not kidding. Team China composed of Zhang Pan (Mu), Chen Zhihao (Hao), Zhang Ning (xiao8), Wang Jiao (Banana) and Wang Zhaohui (SanSheng) currently make $1,005,661 each. Holy CASUAL?! Where do I sign up?! Oh wait, I can barely beat Mario Kart- Someone bring me a glass of wine to drown my sorrows…

Professional Sleeper

Yes, you read that right. There are people out there who make, on average, around $15,000 a year simply by sleeping. Now that’s not nearly enough to live off of (at least for me, I could blow through that in one trip to Nordstrom 💁.) However, that’s a nice cushion to an already existing job. I’ll take another BIG glass of wine, because, you know, sleep…

Professional Shopper

OKAY. All jokes aside, this must have been made for me. So where do I sign up to be a professional shopper? I’d love to channel my inner Rachel Green and spend other people’s money! This is totally a real career. You get to make your own hours and choose which jobs you do and do not want to do. CRAZY! I’ll take another glass of wine now, because, you know, alcohol and credit cards work really well together. For all you judging me right now, clearly you need a glass of vino yourself.

Professional Water Slide Tester

Again, totally a legitimate thing. How AWESOME would it be to ride water slides all day then write about them at night (and often times be quoted in magazines and brochures)?! SIGN ME UP, again. The job has few responsibilities, although the few you do have are very important and, you know, could mean life or death for the future riders. Livelihood aside, who wants to drink some wine (or margaritas if we’re going to be near water?) and go ride some wild water slides?! Not sure that’s part of the job description though…

Professional Hotel Guest

UHM YES?! This too is a legitimate career and all it requires is that you stay in a hotel for a few days and write about it (strong writers only, I assume). This job would be so kick-ass, because you’re required to enjoy all the amenities in the hotel, heck you enjoy that drink (or three) in the bar then go and enjoy a great massage at the spa, because, well, why the f*ck not?

With all of that being said, I am absolutely considering quitting my day job and enjoying the finer things in life. Because playing video games, sleeping, shopping, riding water slides and staying in fancy hotels all while drinking copious amounts of wine sounds good to me, obviously! Cheers!

– Alexa

10 Things That Happened 10 Years Ago

Let’s take a trip down memory lane shall we… Here are 10 things that happened 10 years ago. Prepare to feel old…

1. The last season of Newlyweds. AKA the MTV reality television show that gave fans the chance to see the everyday marriage life between Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey. The term “blonde moment” becomes insanely common in 2005, due to Jessica Simpson’s fair share of contributions. We all remember the “Chicken or Tuna” moment. We thought Nick wasn’t amused, but perhaps it was the other way around. Jessica Simpson filed for divorce in December of 2005. I could still cry. I am still crying. It just felt so perfect at the time.

2. ABC announced that they will no longer be airing “Monday Night Football”, and that it will be televised by ESPN starting in 2006. Apparently ABC was losing money during that telecast.

3. The Pussycat Dolls released the hit song, “Don’t Cha.” TALK ABOUT MY JAM. Every millennial girl sang these lyrics as if they were the one that wrote the song. A gentle (not) reminder to your ex boyfriend that he totally effed up.

4. It’s gettin’ hectic in here, it’s gettin’ CHAOTIC!” Britney Spears and her second husband, Kevin Federline, had their own five episode reality tv series called “Britney & Kevin: Chaotic.”  Not going to lie, LOVED the song. STILL love the song (clearly).

5. Carrie Underwood won American Idol. And boy, oh boy, did that pay off. She is one of country music’s biggest superstars as of now.

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So hard to believe it's been 10 years! I'm forever grateful to American Idol for changing my life! #blessed

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6. Rihanna released her FIRST single, “Pon de Replay,” which also made the Billboard Hot 100 that year.

7. The movie, “Mr & Mrs. Smith” took the world by storm. Hence, the love affair between Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie began. Or Brangelina, I should say. Buh Bye, Jenn(ifer Anniston)! (Shed a tear).

8. Michael Jackson was found not guilty of all 10 felony counts against him. The charges against him included: four counts of child molestation charges, one attempted child molestation charge, four counts of serving alcohol to a minor and one conspiracy charge.

9. Lil’ Kim got sentenced to prison. Sentenced to one year and one day in prison, and fined $50,000 as consequence for lying to a federal grand jury about her accounts of a shooting that took place in 2001. Let’s be real, the prison jumpsuit would just add to her list of outrageous outfits. The icing on the cake, if you will.

10. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn starred in the hit movie, “Wedding Crashers.” This wasn’t the first time that this duo made us laugh until we peed. It’s okay to admit it when it comes to this movie. Oh, and this movie only made women realize how potentially vulnerable we could be at weddings. DON’T FALL FOR THEIR TRAPS LADIES! Unless you’re feel in’ frisky of course… 😉

BONUS!
11. Oh and how could we forget? Hurricane Katrina. DON’T YOU REMEMBER THAT? THAT WAS INSANE and such a tragedy. It has been estimated that Hurricane Katrina cost more than $100 billion dollars of damage. Never forget ❤

-Hailey

Happy 80th Birthday Lee Corso!

Happy 80th birthday to Lee Corso! We apologize for the speed of this Vine — too many good memories to cram in. https://t.co/WbVCoAowJ0

— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) August 7, 2015

The Man. The Myth. The LEGEND.

Lee Corso ladies & Gentlemen. We’ve all grown up watching him on College Game Day eagerly awaiting his prediction and more memorably, waiting for him to throw on that mascot head! Lee Corso is definitely a pioneer in the sports journalism world and boy, has he made it even more fun for spectators to watch! Not to mention he is correct with 69% of his picks. Not bad!

Pastry School Creates 100-Pound Blackhawks Chocolate Stanley Cup

As you all know Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup, but they don’t just have one trophy… Courtesy of Chicago’s French Pastry School, the Chicago Blackhawks have received a 6 FOOT, 100-POUND chocolate Stanley Cup.

To celebrate the #Blackhawks win, our chefs created a chocolate #StanleyCup! See it Fri. @ #BlackhawksFanConvention http://t.co/VCSCQ17lMH—
French Pastry School (@PastrySchool) July 16, 2015

“It’s made from pure Cacao Berry couverture and took about 150 hours to create before being shown off at the Blackhawks owner Rocky Wirtz’s private party.”

There is nothing better than having two trophies, right!? (Especially when one is made of chocolate!)  It looks like the Blackhawks got their cake and ate it too! 😉

-Briana 

Best Dogs for Your Lifestyle

Back in my college days, (it really wasn’t that long ago so don’t act like I’m super old), the frat stars would love to get themselves a pet. And, most of the time it happened to be a dog.

One would wonder why a guy would decide to buy a dog while living in a fraternity house or a house full of guys that should be deemed as a frat house or brothel. Well, the answer became quite obvious to us sorority girls. It’s really genius when you think about it.

What girl doesn’t like puppies? These guys were just trying to reel in chicks. I even asked my guy friends if that was the truth of it all, and they told me I had “nailed the hammer on the head.” And hey, we’re not complaining!

“Man’s best friend” as the common world calls it. I must say that my sister and I have superhuman dog whispering capabilities, but that’s another story.

Now, if you think you’re ready for a dog… Take a peek at my short list of breeds to see which will suit you well:

Labrador Retriever

Labrador Retrievers, otherwise known as “labs”, are super outgoing, friendly and active dogs. The lab has actually held the title of being THE most popular dog 24 years in a row. The #1 most popular dog in America? If that’s not proof of proud ownership, then I don’t know what is.

Boxer

Oh, how I love a good Boxer. Apparently so does America, being that the Boxer is ranked as the 8th most popular dog. These dogs offer such a fun-loving, playful and protective personality. Got kids? GAME-CHANGER: Boxers are known for their “desire for human affection, especially from children.” I have owned a couple Boxers myself, so I recognize the “love me, care about me, pet me, smother me” little mug of theirs. AKA, it’s quite normal if they put their head under your hand forcing you to pet them or just resorting to sitting in your lap despite the fact they are far from a lap dog. These dogs are also quite active, so you can be sure to get some good cardio in with them.

Golden Retriever

How about the Golden Retriever? I feel like every California girl recognizes the Golden Retriever, since they are one of the few to enjoy getting in the pool. This breed is known to be intelligent, friendly and devoted. Golden Retrievers are quite active and need to get regular exercise. They are the third most popular dog on the AKC list.

German Shepherd

Need a smarty pants? A dog that can herd? One of your first breeds to look at will be the German Shepherd. Not only are these dogs smart, but they are courageous and confident. They are a fun-loving and energetic breed. Another pro: these dogs love to be around children, especially after they have established a relationship with the child. Those are just a few of the reasons that these dogs are the second most popular in America.

Great Dane

The Great Dane, or as some like to call it, the gentle giant. Simply put, these dogs get BIG. So, if your in an apartment with 1,000 sq feet or less, I am going to ask that you have the decency to not put a Great Dane through that misery. However, that’s not to say these aren’t good lounge around, stay at home dogs. Because the breed is so large these lovers like to spend most of their time snoozin’.

Boston Terrier

You looking for a clever, friendly charmer? You need a Boston Terrier. These dogs sometimes even look like they are wearing a tuxedo, and were granted the nickname “American Gentleman.” Can you say charming? After owning my own Boston Terrier, I have seen how these dogs may be too smart for their own good. Boston Terriers are “happiest sharing time and activity with their owners.” 

French Bulldog

Looking for a not-so-active dog? We know, it’s too hard to leave a pro-cardio lifestyle. Sometimes we just need to LOUNGE. HALLELUJAH, please welcome the French Bulldog into your life and your humble abode. These characters add personality & light up any room. Frenchies are playful, yet smart. They just need the air-conditioning and are recognized as indoor dogs. And hey, no one is opposed to some air-conditioning and lounging during some hot summer days.

Now, if you aren’t satisfied with the information I gave you, or think I am biased, why don’t you go take the Pedigree survey for yourself betches!

-Hailey

 

Why Playing In the Lingerie Football League Would Actually be Awesome

Ya girl loves her some football.

I love fall. I love tailgating. I love drinking spiked hot chocolate. I love cheering loudly as my team scores touchdown after touchdown (still crushing on you, Russell!)

Like many of the girls here at TCD, in high school, I was a cheerleader so that I could be closer to the field, thus closer to the action. I’m just ’bout that action, boss.

I love getting together with the guys, grabbing a few beers (for each hand, duh) and crowding around the TV to watch a good game. When the boys are tossing the ball around, I love showing off. No one ever believes me when I say I can throw a perfect spiral. Now I’m no Connor Halliday or Russell Wilson (hello, cuties!), but for a girl, let’s just say I’m not too shabby. (I’m sure I could do it in 6-inch heels too. Don’t believe me? Well I’m still not afraid of a challenge…)

Basically, I can hang with the boys and I’m not sorry about it. But back to my point.

Who says girls can’t play football anyways? I get that football is a man’s sport, I do. There are some things men can do that women just shouldn’t, and vice versa. Football might just be one of them.

Unless there’s a way for these women to be objectified, i.e. running around minimally clothed? Hmm? Well, unless you’ve been living under a rock (or you don’t like big boobs or half naked girls running around, tackling each other), you are well aware of the women’s Lingerie Football League. Because, duh…

Well ladies, while your own opinions may not match mine, I think playing in this league would be totally KICK-ASS!

And I think most guys would agree with me when I say there is nothing lady-like about running around minimally clothed, but how much fun does it sound to tackle other girls? Take a big running start and just dive?

What? No? Just me? Oops..

One of the upsides would definitely be your fighting chance when the boys are picking teams for a quick pick up game at the beach or for the annual Turkey Bowl. Anyone looking for a quarterback? My accuracy would blow you away…

Judging by the rules, this game sounds like a lot of fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll see me out on the field next season! 😉 The next football game is this Saturday, August 1st in none other than the beautiful Pacific Northwest, in Kent, Washington! The Seattle Mist is playing the Las Vegas SIN. Buy your tickets here.

And while I won’t be on the field just yet, maybe you’ll see me there! Wait, does anybody actually want to go to this with me? I might need to scope out my competition here…

– Alexa