The Arizona Rattlers, a team in the Arena Football League, had a surprise for their fans this halftime performance… A far from bite sized football player breaking it DOWN. Literally died. This is just, YES.
Thanks for giving us a good laugh! I wish I could drop into the splits like MJ… #impressed
Let’s go to the bar.
But nowadays it’s not like you can just go to any bar. You need to go to the bar that’s the hot new thing. You know- super exclusive, trendy as hell. Some may even be a secret…
Oh yes, I’m talking about speakeasies.
Like the Gatsby era, there are some secret “speakeasy”-like bars that are still in our midst for us to rage in. LET’S GO. Wait, I just realized, it’s a secret. WELL, let’s just see if you guys can actually get in.
What? Get into a speakeasy? What, like it’s hard?
My friends and I went to one in Los Angeles, more specifically Culver City, called the Blind Barber.
The name carries significant meaning. For starters, the entrance is a full on barber shop. And, this entrance isn’t just for show. It literally runs as a barber shop by day, & then the entrance to a secret bar by night. When you imagine what a barber shop looks like, that’s what this was. Think: black and white floors, the classic red, white, & blue barber pole, scissors, razors, two rows of barber chairs. The whole shebang.
Before even entering the barber shop, we had to state the entrance password to a man. The man acts really nonchalant & doesn’t look like a super obvious body guard standing next to an entrance door. He actually just looks like a guy that happens to be walking on the curb past these shops. Perhaps, he paces down a few shops back and forth all night? I’ll never know because I wasn’t there to hang out with guard.
Once we stated the entrance password to him, he escorted us through the barbershop, a bunch of right & left turns, & then VOILA! Next thing I know we were at the top of a staircase and could hear some bumpin’ music and a sh*t-ton of people. We all looked at each other with a twinkle in our eye and shared a couple fist pumps to the music – AKA HERE WE GO, IT’S RAGE TIME BETCHES.
Not only was it a full bar, but the Blind Barber happens to be known for their gourmet grilled cheeses. Drunk girls and carbs- Yeah, they go well together. 🙋
Now, this is just my account of one of the speakeasies I have been to. Of course, there are other speakeasies out there. It’s just a matter of whether or not you can find them and then know the password… Good luck! 😉
XOXO,
-Hailey
This party girl deserves a quick follow just because of how entertaining her life looks. Posing in wigs, downing shots and messing around is high on her priority list. We don’t blame her.
This bad gal is a total bombshell Megan Fox look alike. She even rocks some serious tattoos on her face and still looks like a mega babe.
2. @rubyrose
As a little girl I always dreamed of being the cutest little housewife: cooking and cleaning for my husband, tending to the kids, being the hottest MILF on the block, duh. Okay, so maybe the last part was a late addition, whatever you get the point.
Basically, I didn’t want to grow up and get a big girl job, I wanted to do something that I loved: taking care of the people that mean the most to me.
I mean, I’m pretty sure they call what I want to do (without the whole “husband” factor…) “nannying” or “a maid” or “servant.” Erroneous! Erroneous on all counts!
But seriously, why shouldn’t you be able to make a living doing the things that you love? I mean, there are people out there who actually make a living doing the craziest stuff! Here’s a look into just some of the careers (other than my dream of “nannying”) that would be sick AF to have!
Professional Video-Gamers
I’m not kidding. Team China composed of Zhang Pan (Mu), Chen Zhihao (Hao), Zhang Ning (xiao8), Wang Jiao (Banana) and Wang Zhaohui (SanSheng) currently make $1,005,661 each. Holy CASUAL?! Where do I sign up?! Oh wait, I can barely beat Mario Kart- Someone bring me a glass of wine to drown my sorrows…
Professional Sleeper
Yes, you read that right. There are people out there who make, on average, around $15,000 a year simply by sleeping. Now that’s not nearly enough to live off of (at least for me, I could blow through that in one trip to Nordstrom 💁.) However, that’s a nice cushion to an already existing job. I’ll take another BIG glass of wine, because, you know, sleep…
Professional Shopper
OKAY. All jokes aside, this must have been made for me. So where do I sign up to be a professional shopper? I’d love to channel my inner Rachel Green and spend other people’s money! This is totally a real career. You get to make your own hours and choose which jobs you do and do not want to do. CRAZY! I’ll take another glass of wine now, because, you know, alcohol and credit cards work really well together. For all you judging me right now, clearly you need a glass of vino yourself.
Professional Water Slide Tester
Again, totally a legitimate thing. How AWESOME would it be to ride water slides all day then write about them at night (and often times be quoted in magazines and brochures)?! SIGN ME UP, again. The job has few responsibilities, although the few you do have are very important and, you know, could mean life or death for the future riders. Livelihood aside, who wants to drink some wine (or margaritas if we’re going to be near water?) and go ride some wild water slides?! Not sure that’s part of the job description though…
Professional Hotel Guest
UHM YES?! This too is a legitimate career and all it requires is that you stay in a hotel for a few days and write about it (strong writers only, I assume). This job would be so kick-ass, because you’re required to enjoy all the amenities in the hotel, heck you enjoy that drink (or three) in the bar then go and enjoy a great massage at the spa, because, well, why the f*ck not?
With all of that being said, I am absolutely considering quitting my day job and enjoying the finer things in life. Because playing video games, sleeping, shopping, riding water slides and staying in fancy hotels all while drinking copious amounts of wine sounds good to me, obviously! Cheers!
Let’s take a trip down memory lane shall we… Here are 10 things that happened 10 years ago. Prepare to feel old…
1. The last season of Newlyweds. AKA the MTV reality television show that gave fans the chance to see the everyday marriage life between Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey. The term “blonde moment” becomes insanely common in 2005, due to Jessica Simpson’s fair share of contributions. We all remember the “Chicken or Tuna” moment. We thought Nick wasn’t amused, but perhaps it was the other way around. Jessica Simpson filed for divorce in December of 2005. I could still cry. I am still crying. It just felt so perfect at the time.
2. ABC announced that they will no longer be airing “Monday Night Football”, and that it will be televised by ESPN starting in 2006. Apparently ABC was losing money during that telecast.
3. The Pussycat Dolls released the hit song, “Don’t Cha.” TALK ABOUT MY JAM. Every millennial girl sang these lyrics as if they were the one that wrote the song. A gentle (not) reminder to your ex boyfriend that he totally effed up.
4. It’s gettin’ hectic in here, it’s gettin’ CHAOTIC!” Britney Spears and her second husband, Kevin Federline, had their own five episode reality tv series called “Britney & Kevin: Chaotic.” Not going to lie, LOVED the song. STILL love the song (clearly).
5. Carrie Underwood won American Idol. And boy, oh boy, did that pay off. She is one of country music’s biggest superstars as of now.
6. Rihanna released her FIRST single, “Pon de Replay,” which also made the Billboard Hot 100 that year.
7. The movie, “Mr & Mrs. Smith” took the world by storm. Hence, the love affair between Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie began. Or Brangelina, I should say. Buh Bye, Jenn(ifer Anniston)! (Shed a tear).
8. Michael Jackson was found not guilty of all 10 felony counts against him. The charges against him included: four counts of child molestation charges, one attempted child molestation charge, four counts of serving alcohol to a minor and one conspiracy charge.
9. Lil’ Kim got sentenced to prison. Sentenced to one year and one day in prison, and fined $50,000 as consequence for lying to a federal grand jury about her accounts of a shooting that took place in 2001. Let’s be real, the prison jumpsuit would just add to her list of outrageous outfits. The icing on the cake, if you will.
10. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn starred in the hit movie, “Wedding Crashers.” This wasn’t the first time that this duo made us laugh until we peed. It’s okay to admit it when it comes to this movie. Oh, and this movie only made women realize how potentially vulnerable we could be at weddings. DON’T FALL FOR THEIR TRAPS LADIES! Unless you’re feel in’ frisky of course… 😉
BONUS!
11. Oh and how could we forget? Hurricane Katrina. DON’T YOU REMEMBER THAT? THAT WAS INSANE and such a tragedy. It has been estimated that Hurricane Katrina cost more than $100 billion dollars of damage. Never forget ❤
Ya girl loves her some football.
I love fall. I love tailgating. I love drinking spiked hot chocolate. I love cheering loudly as my team scores touchdown after touchdown (still crushing on you, Russell!)
Like many of the girls here at TCD, in high school, I was a cheerleader so that I could be closer to the field, thus closer to the action. I’m just ’bout that action, boss.
I love getting together with the guys, grabbing a few beers (for each hand, duh) and crowding around the TV to watch a good game. When the boys are tossing the ball around, I love showing off. No one ever believes me when I say I can throw a perfect spiral. Now I’m no Connor Halliday or Russell Wilson (hello, cuties!), but for a girl, let’s just say I’m not too shabby. (I’m sure I could do it in 6-inch heels too. Don’t believe me? Well I’m still not afraid of a challenge…)
Basically, I can hang with the boys and I’m not sorry about it. But back to my point.
Who says girls can’t play football anyways? I get that football is a man’s sport, I do. There are some things men can do that women just shouldn’t, and vice versa. Football might just be one of them.
Unless there’s a way for these women to be objectified, i.e. running around minimally clothed? Hmm? Well, unless you’ve been living under a rock (or you don’t like big boobs or half naked girls running around, tackling each other), you are well aware of the women’s Lingerie Football League. Because, duh…
Well ladies, while your own opinions may not match mine, I think playing in this league would be totally KICK-ASS!
And I think most guys would agree with me when I say there is nothing lady-like about running around minimally clothed, but how much fun does it sound to tackle other girls? Take a big running start and just dive?
What? No? Just me? Oops..
One of the upsides would definitely be your fighting chance when the boys are picking teams for a quick pick up game at the beach or for the annual Turkey Bowl. Anyone looking for a quarterback? My accuracy would blow you away…
Judging by the rules, this game sounds like a lot of fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll see me out on the field next season! 😉 The next football game is this Saturday, August 1st in none other than the beautiful Pacific Northwest, in Kent, Washington! The Seattle Mist is playing the Las Vegas SIN. Buy your tickets here.
And while I won’t be on the field just yet, maybe you’ll see me there! Wait, does anybody actually want to go to this with me? I might need to scope out my competition here…
It’s Wednesday. And on Wednesdays, we talk Mean Girls. Well, and wear pink. DUH.
If you’ve clicked this post chances are you’re a mean-girls-aholic. No, you don’t watch the movie everyday, but maybe at one point in your life you did, and ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.
Put it this way- You know you’re a mean-girls-aholic if you can picture each of these quotes being said in the movie and can borderline act them out.
And let’s be real, you’re even reading some of these like “Ohhhh that’s where I got that line from.”
It’s okay. We’ve all been there. (I think?) Here’s the top 30 lines in Mean Girls that you probably use in your day to day life a little too often…
1. “Get in loser. We’re going shopping.”
2. “She doesn’t even go here!”
3. “Did you see a nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!”
4. “On Wednesdays, we wear pink.”
5. “It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.”
6. “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”
7. “YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US.”
8. “That is so fetch.”
9. “Don’t have sex. You will get pregnant, and die.”
10. “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
11. “Oh my god. Danny DeVito! I love your work.”
12. “I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all carb diet.”
13. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
14. “You smell like a baby prostitute.”
15. “I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. Your fat ‘cause I hate you!”
16. “Boo, you whore.”
17. “I’m a mouse, duh.”
18. “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”
19. “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!”
20. “So you agree? You think your really pretty?”
21. “One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
22. “Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just like, the rules of feminism.”
23. “How many of you ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?”
24. “And I’d be like, why are so obsessed with me?”
25. “Four for you Glen Coco! You Go Glen Coco!”
26. “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my god, that was one time!”
27. “That is the ugliest effing skirt I have ever seen.”
28. “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.”… “It’s October 3rd.” 
29. “Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”
30. “I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”
Well that’ll do it! Now that you’re all feeling ultra betchy go rock your humpday 😉
Nothing is better than a little daily eye candy. Here at TCD we’re all about those famous hotties, even the “older” ones (and I use that term lightly), we don’t discriminate! (Hello MILFs and DILFs!)
Check out our top 20 celebrities who are over the age of 40 and still hot, hot, hot!
20. Bradley Cooper, 40
19. Sarah Jessica Parker, 50
18. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, 43
17. Courteney Cox, 51
16. Dennis Quaid, 61
15. Gabrielle Union, 42
14. Matthew McConaughy, 45
13. Gwyneth Paltrow, 42
12. Leonardo DiCaprio, 40
11. Kris Jenner, 59
10. Will Smith, 46
9. Nicole Kidman, 48
8. John Stamos, 51
7. Halle Berry, 48
6. George Clooney, 54
5. Connie Britton, 48
4. Brad Pitt, 51
3. Sofia Vergara, 42
2. Mark Cuban, 56
1. Jennifer Aniston, 46
Yup, they’re for sure all killing it even though they’re kinda “old.” But hey, it’s all about the MILFs & DILFs nowadays!
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