Jimbo Fisher Banned His Players From Bars, Ouch

Photo: Jimbo Fisher Twitter

Sunday Funday. Margarita Monday. Taco Tuesday. Wino Wednesday. Thirsty Thursday. And obviously everyone goes out on Fridays and Saturdays.

And where might one go for all of these fun drinking festivities, you ask?

BARS! Duh *hair flip*

But if you are a football player at Florida State, it sure looks like those activities are out of the question for you. After running back Dalvin Cook was officially charged with battery after allegedly punching a woman outside a Tallahassee bar, head coach Jimbo Fisher declared bars off-limits.

So much for attending the daily bar festivities. Maybe if they could keep their hands to themselves and off the women they could be feeling festive like the rest of us. I guess there are always house parties guys?

– Alexa