Why Is Everyone Freaking Out About Steve Sarkisian Wanting to F*&%ing Fight On

Here at TCD we’re about three things: Babes 💋 Booze 🍺 and Ball Games 🏈. Steve Sarkisian covers two of the three in the past week (sorry for passive aggressively implying that you’re not a babe, Sark #GoCougs!)

ANYWAYS…

On Saturday, August 22nd Sarkisian allegedly mixed prescription medication and alcohol and yelled a long string of profanities before he was pulled off stages, resulting in him embarrassing himself in the public eye.

Here’s a video of the best clip of the speech…

I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve seen a dude (or five) embarrass themselves at many a frat party back in my day. The only difference between that and Sarkisian, is that he is in the public eye (being the HEAD COACH at USC) and frat stars simply aren’t. Being in the public eye at almost all times requires you to really keep your sh!t together.

But here’s what gets me: SO F*&%ING WHAT! If anyone else was to go out and get plastered and string together choice words, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t hear people making a big deal about it (unless someone dare say anything politically incorrect… But I digress). Yes he’s in the spotlight, yes he’s a role model for younger men (and women), yes he has an example to set, yes I’m sure he has university guidelines he has to follow, but at the end of the day, he’s only human!

While I do believe it was the wrong place and wrong time to say these things, what are you going to do? We can debate, and debate, and debate; we can argue about how he has a problem, how he needs to go to rehab; we can go as far as saying he needs to be fired. Apparently it has come to light that Sarkisian is also going through a divorce and man, we know that’s tough. It may not be an excuse but it should be enough for people to give the poor guy some slack.

At the end of the day, Steve Sarkisian is just like you and me. A dude who loves to get his booze on and fight on. Just like Miley Cyrus (LOL) says, “everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days.”

WE NEED TO GET OVER IT. Even though let’s face it, this may or may not have occurred because he’s a former UW Husky… What? Who said that?

Sarkisian issued an apology Tuesday, and also stated that he will not being consuming ANY alcohol during the 2015 season. We’ll see how long that lasts… Either way, good luck with that, Sark. We all know the Cougs wouldn’t be so concerned with this BS because let’s be real #WinOrLoseCougsStillBooze.

– Alexa

Exclusive! WCW: Sam Clark

Drum roll PLEASE… We here at TCD would like to introduce you to our FIRST ever WCW…

Meet Sam Clark!

Besides being a total babe, Sam puts the cherry on top for fitting the role of America’s Sweetheart every day she puts on that Dallas Cowboys uniform. Oh yeah. She’s a DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADER. Aka what every girl DREAMS of doing! Oh and if that wasn’t enough she also managed to snag the cover girl spot of the Dallas Cowboys Swimsuit Edition! Killing it.

Plus the girl’s got brains- Sam graduates from SMU in December and is a sorority gal! (She’s a Theta! Shout out Theta ladies!) Sam calls California home but loves being in the great state of Texas.

But enough of us telling you about her! Check out what Sam had to tell TCD about her lifestyle and the fun fact she told us that some people wouldn’t know about her- it’s a good one!

So without further a due… Meet TCD’s first ever WCW…

SAM CLARK!

And just because we can here’s some more pictures of Sam for your enjoyment. You’re welcome…

Thanks for chatting with TCD Sam, you’re a doll! We’ll be keeping our eye out for your cute face next to the boy’s big ole star this season! Pony Up girlfriend! 😉

Until Next Time,

10 Best Cities to Live in if You’re Single

So you’re single and well, yeah, you’re OVER it.

Sitting on the couch watching Netflix with a bottle of wine to yourself just isn’t how it used to be and you need to get out there and meet people. Start fresh.

So ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 10 best cities to live in if you’re single!

10. Baltimore, MD

Talk about a city full of singles! According to Forbes, there are 124.7 unmarried women per 100 unmarried men. Lucky men! This is on the up and attracting more singles who love a city atmosphere and East Coast lifestyle. Good morning Baltimore!

9. Cleveland, OH

Cleveland is booming with fun and festive singles, especially if you’re a sports fan! These local singles live and breathe their sports teams so embrace the culture and meet a single cutie at a local sports pub and grab a beer!

8. Portland, OR

This city is trending by the minute! Sure, plenty of hipsters are maing their way to Oregon, but Portland is great if you like some aspects of city life but still want to get away and enjoy nature! So get out there for a hike and meet your future granola crunching bae.

7. Washington D.C.

Searching for your future politician partner? LOL. But seriously, this isn’t a bad place to start. Take in the scenery and head to the great outdoors for some fun, or take a stroll through the city! This big city holds plenty of potential for fun-loving singles who have a greater appreciation for history and the outdoors. Plus, every Friday during summer, National Gallery of Art has “Jazz in the Garden” which is a great spot to bring out those dance moves and find other single men who have a great taste in music and appreciation for art.

6. Boston, Massachusetts

It’s no wonder Legally Blonde was filmed in this college town! All the top universities are located here, so there is a high likelihood you will find a smart and sexy collegiate man here! And talk about another booming sports town! Whether you’re on the outskirts searching for your sexy grad or in the city arguing sports over a beer, this is a great town to meet singles!

5. Houston, TX

There’s a reason Drake loves it here! Houston has just the right amount of southern mixed with business professional to make any single find their perfect match! Embrace the BBQ and sweet tea lover inside of you and get yourself a southern gentlemen or lady!

4. Seattle, WA

This is headquarters for some of the most prominent Fortune 500 companies. Can you say CEO’s?! There’s plenty of successful businessman here that you can swing and at least find meaningful conversation with when you’re out and about!

3. San Francisco, CA

If you’re a successful, single female San Francisco is the place for you. San Fran has the biggest support system for women startups, so the men here like seeing a girl who can hold her own! Not to mention GOOGLE offices are here for those of you searching for a sexy nerd!

2. Nashville, TN

The home of country music and country cuties! If you’re a single guy, this is the place to be. According to Forbes, for every 100 unmarried men  there are 122.2 women. Be on the lookout for some seriously cute hipsters and up and coming music stars in this star-studded town full of big dreams!

1. New York, NY

You had to see this one coming! Not only is this city HUGE, so there are plenty of opportunities to meet someone, but also you practically have to walk everywhere, thus more opportunities to bump into a future someone! From endless amounts of bars to Central Park, there’s plenty of places to roam as a single, no matter what atmosphere you fancy!

– Taylor

 

Drown in the Drought! California Drought is Actually Making Better Wine

California girls, yes, we’re unforgettable.

I mean, it’s obviously the truth if Katy Perry wrote a song about it! Well, KP actually does get one thing (partially) wrong. Sh*t, I’m so sorry to go against you at the this very moment Katy because you’re one of my faves, literally. This is a rare moment in time for me.

It’s definitely warm and wild over here on the West Coast, but as of right now, it’s definitely not “wet” or “where the grass is really greener.”

Yes, we, California, are in a drought. IN THE SUMMER. 🆘

Before you get your panties in a bundle, you’ll be happy to know that I have a solution as to how we can quench our parched throats due to this drought.

WINE.

Yes, wine is the solution my people. In fact, why don’t we just drown ourself in my solution? Perhaps Jesus should just come back to Earth and turn all our water into wine and in turn, solve World Peace.

Apparently this drought, one of the worst droughts in history, is actually making its wines taste better!

How you ask? Well let me get all scientific on you… When grapevines are deprived of water, the roots dig deeper into the soil to find water. This process produces smaller grapes that get more ripe, concentrated and flavorful. I’m salivating just thinking about my glass of wine right now.

Although the grapes are getting tastier, the number of grapes being produced has gone down. This might cause an obvious problem, especially for the cheaper wines aka less grapes being produced = higher wine prices people.

SO GULP, GULP, GULP NOW WHILE YOU CAN!

 

Because for now, the wine is better than what it’s worth. Go on and buy me a bottle or two while you’re at it, because I’m seriously parched over here.

– Hailey

Songs That Need to Be on Your Summer Playlist

Turn up the music!

When I hear a song I evaluate it by asking myself:
Can I dance to this?
Can I sing this with my friends?
And most importantly, can I take shots to this?

If my answer is yes, it’s going to be added to my Spotify playlist.

From pop to country to rap, these songs are some of the best right now. They will have you dancing, singing and definitely drinking! Instead of telling you why they should be on your playlist, I figured I’d just let you listen to them!

• Ayo – Chris Brown and Tyga

• Bad Blood – Taylor Swift feat. Kendrick Lamar

• Don’t It – Billy Currington

• Homegrown Honey – Darius Rucker

• IDFWU – Big Sean

• Nobody Love – Tori Kelly

• Trap Queen – Fetty Wap

• Truffle Butter – Nicki Minaj, Drake and Lil Wayne

• Where Are U Now – Skrillex and Diplo feat. Justin Bieber

• And let’s be real. Anything Florida Georgia Line is perfect to jam to.
• Sippin on Fire
  

• This is How We Roll

• Cruise (Remix) ft. Nelly

And just because I’m from California, I’m going to throw in some California Love by 2Pac. Why? Cause “California…. knows how to party!”

• California Love – 2Pac

Turn up time. Later peeps.

– Paige

Men You Would Consider Dating with Hair Longer than Yours

Admit it ladies, there is nothing sexier than a guy with good hair. So how come when it comes to dating a guy with longer hair than ours, it comes as almost a taboo like dating men shorter than us?

Long hair and the man bun is quite the trend right now, so let’s go through men that we would consider dating that have longer hair than our own.

Jared Leto:

Nothing is more sexy than a rockstar swinging his long hair, which brings me to Jared Leto. He’s the lead vocalist of 30 Seconds to Mars and is making his way up in the acting world!

Charlie Hunnam:

Badass with a motorcycle on Sons of Anarchy. Man, you know we like our bad boys over here at TCD! Count us in. I’d run my fingers through those blonde locks any day.

Clay Matthews:

Apart from looking like the hulk, this sexy athlete blows our minds when he takes his helmet off. And can we talk about when he whips those luscious locks around afterwards and the sweat comes flying off. Ugh, swoon.

Brad Pitt:

I mean, Brad Pitt is on everyone’s bucket list to date. Brad Pitt with long hair not only makes him look sexy, but brings us back to that baby faced hunk we all loved in Fight Club.

Chris Hemsworth:

Whether up in a “man-bun” or hanging freely by his beautiful face, Chris Hemsworth looks stunning with long hair. No wonder Snow White woke up to this long-haired beauty’s magical kiss. Hell, I would have too.

Johnny Depp:

Last but not least, Jonny Depp and his luscious long locks. I mean, can you imagine a pirate with short hair!? He definitely can pull off any length of hair and can still look sexy.

Bonus! OC Local Favorite!
Brock O’Hurn:

Brock O’Hurn is one of the sexiest things to hit instagram. Well, at least on my instagram feed! From a rockin’ bod and some serious height this is one guys hair you’d like to pull on. Did I mention he’s local So Cal girls! Hopefully I get to him first though!

– Briana