Why Is Everyone Freaking Out About Steve Sarkisian Wanting to F*&%ing Fight On

Here at TCD we’re about three things: Babes 💋 Booze 🍺 and Ball Games 🏈. Steve Sarkisian covers two of the three in the past week (sorry for passive aggressively implying that you’re not a babe, Sark #GoCougs!)

ANYWAYS…

On Saturday, August 22nd Sarkisian allegedly mixed prescription medication and alcohol and yelled a long string of profanities before he was pulled off stages, resulting in him embarrassing himself in the public eye.

Here’s a video of the best clip of the speech…

I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve seen a dude (or five) embarrass themselves at many a frat party back in my day. The only difference between that and Sarkisian, is that he is in the public eye (being the HEAD COACH at USC) and frat stars simply aren’t. Being in the public eye at almost all times requires you to really keep your sh!t together.

But here’s what gets me: SO F*&%ING WHAT! If anyone else was to go out and get plastered and string together choice words, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t hear people making a big deal about it (unless someone dare say anything politically incorrect… But I digress). Yes he’s in the spotlight, yes he’s a role model for younger men (and women), yes he has an example to set, yes I’m sure he has university guidelines he has to follow, but at the end of the day, he’s only human!

While I do believe it was the wrong place and wrong time to say these things, what are you going to do? We can debate, and debate, and debate; we can argue about how he has a problem, how he needs to go to rehab; we can go as far as saying he needs to be fired. Apparently it has come to light that Sarkisian is also going through a divorce and man, we know that’s tough. It may not be an excuse but it should be enough for people to give the poor guy some slack.

At the end of the day, Steve Sarkisian is just like you and me. A dude who loves to get his booze on and fight on. Just like Miley Cyrus (LOL) says, “everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days.”

WE NEED TO GET OVER IT. Even though let’s face it, this may or may not have occurred because he’s a former UW Husky… What? Who said that?

Sarkisian issued an apology Tuesday, and also stated that he will not being consuming ANY alcohol during the 2015 season. We’ll see how long that lasts… Either way, good luck with that, Sark. We all know the Cougs wouldn’t be so concerned with this BS because let’s be real #WinOrLoseCougsStillBooze.

– Alexa

Miley Cyrus & VS Model Stella Maxwell Go All “Lady & The Tramp” on a Churro

As if Miley Cyrus wasn’t dating one of the hottest young celeb kids, Patrick Schwarzenegger, she had to break up and start with the next best; a Victoria’s Secret model.

Gossip has been stirring lately that Miley Cyrus is dating 24-year-old Victoria’s Secret model Stella Maxwell for several months now. The rumors are that they met through Miley’s best friend and assistant Cheyne Thomas.

Although it was elusive on Instagram at first as to whether the rumors were true, we all know Miley is open to just about anything. The two were seen “necking” at the South by Southwest festival in Austin. HAHA necking… What a word. And then by a trailer on set for Miley on June 30th,  the two were just straight up hot and heavy DGAF status.

Photo: Us Magazine

They also were seen checking out of hotel together in NYC.

Plus the most recent photos of them sharing a churro at Disneyland together doesn’t leave much to the imagination…

What is this? Lady and The Tramp via churro?

Miley has discussed her struggle with gender identity, and her LGBT new charity Happie Hippie Foundation. Cyrus told Out…

“I don’t relate to what people would say defines a girl or a boy, and I think that’s what I had to understand: being a girl isn’t what I hate, it’s the box that I get put into.”

Not to mention, Miley has admitted to having had both boyfriends and girlfriends.

As the song goes, I guess “she’s just being Miley.”

– Taylor

Are GRILLS still a thing?

“Rob the jewelry store & tell ’em make me a GRILL.”

Can you say throwback?! I can remember the middle school dance party where everyone knew this song and thought grills were the coolest thing.

But are grills still a thing?

In the hip hop/rap culture, grills can be a symbol of excellence or maybe showing how BAD A$$ you are. Rapper Paul Wall along with others wear grills to represent new money after struggling with poverty. Then you have Ke$ha who’s just rockin’ that look because she can.

And it’s not like grills are cheap either. Some of Wall’s grills cost around 30k.

Even stars like Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus and Ryan Lochte have been spotted reppin’ their grills, but then again, not sure I want to follow Miley Cyrus’s footsteps after that last photo shoot. Grills may still be a thing, but hairy armpits should not ever be. Sorry.

From Flava Flav to A$AP Rocky to Paul Wall, we’re not likely to see this trend dying anytime soon.

– Taylor