The 10 Hottest NFL Cheer Teams

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

Because, DAMN, we are!

Just to get everyone excited for the upcoming football season, (yes, that includes you non-football folk who actually have no clue what’s going on) we present to you something everyone can enjoy about the football season: the cheerleaders.

Here are the 10 Hottest NFL Cheer Teams to let your eyes wander to for a play (or two) this upcoming season!

10. Arizona Cardinals 

They certainly provide a morale boost from their sidelines! Their unique uniform is part of what makes them so sexy and feisty. They’ve had great team spirit over the years. We got spirit, yes we do!

9. Atlanta Falcons 

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Want to find your wifey? These girls are certainly the ones. According to Yahoo Sports, these girls contracts state they, “must have full-time jobs or [be] pursuing a college degree.” In other words, these gals are the full package deal.

8. New England Patriots 

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No wonder they are consistently one of the top teams in the NFL. They can rep that red white and blue any day of the week! Mericuh!

7. Philadelphia Eagles 

Who couldn’t throw the ball 60 yards downfield if you could play in front of these girls every day! These girls are charmers for sure, so what’s not to love?

6. Oakland Raiderettes

Their stadium may have changed, but the fans love of the Raiderette cheerleaders certainly has not.  According to Crawford-Carnegie of Yahoo Sports, “The Oakland Raiderettes’ are the hottest NFL squad this season.”

5. Tennessee Titans 

The Titans Cheerleaders annual calendar shoot explains why they earned spot number five. They are still as scorching as ever in bikinis. Look at that cover shot. Call me maybe?

4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

 

Some people consider Tampa Bay to have some of the best strip clubs in the U.S., but have they taken a look at the girls on their NFL team? Who needs the strip club when they can just head on over to the TB games! And they are quite the distraction. Almost too much of a distraction?
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Regardless, we’ll tag along any day to see these swashbuckling pirate gals do their thing!

 

3. San Diego Chargers

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Katy Perry got it right. Us California girls are unforgettable. Daisy dukes, bikinis on top. Sun-kissed skin, so hot, we’ll melt your popsicle! Oh oh oh oh! California gurls- We’re undeniable. Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock! Maybe I’m biased, but these girls always put on a fierce show for their fans. West Coast represent!

2. Miami Dolphins 

WELCOME TO MIAMI. Someone hose these girls down because they straight FUEGO! Plus, the diversity that this team brings just proves their desirability to anyone, male or female. These girls sure keep things spicy down in Miami!

1. Dallas Cowboys 

Everything is certainly bigger in Texas! Including the Cowboys cheerleaders’ racks. I get why the Cowboys are considered “America’s Team,” just take a look at the girls who put on the costume each season. Save a horse ride a cowboy!

– Taylor

Best TV/Movie Coach’s Daughters

A coach’s daughter, in any movie, becomes the sweetheart that is loved (or wanted) by all, and is completely, and literally, untouchable. Every coach takes care of their team. They are a mentor, a trainer, an instructor, a counselor, an encourager, and the list goes on. So imagine how that team leader is with his own daughter.

It’s innate for a father to be extremely protective of their daughters, and to make sure they are given everything, taught everything, and shielded from any danger (that is, horny high school boys), and they are the center of their daddy’s world. In a coach’s case, their daughter is going to grow up on the sidelines watching and learning the game and surrounded by players in the process so, in a lot of ways, she is the center of the team just as much as the coach is.

Even though it goes without saying, the two most iconic coach’s daughters of all times are Julie Taylor in Friday Night Lights TV Series and Sherly Yoast in Remember the Titans. Let’s review:

Sheryl Yoast (Hayden Panettiere) in Remember the Titans

Because who doesn’t fall in love with that curly hair cutie in this INSANELY incredible movie? She has more football knowledge than some ESPN analysts and could make a state-champion offense look like PeeWee football if someone put the coach’s hat on her! She’s her dad’s cheerleader and side-kick and in my opinion, she wins MVP because she managed to have every single player wrapped around her little finger. My dream was to be on the sideline in the behind-the-scenes action just like this mini-firecracker and any girl that can hold her own in football talk is obviously the best in my book!

Julie Taylor (Aimee Teegarden) in Friday Night Lights TV Series

A sport’s movie is just a testosterone fueled story until you add the “forbidden fruit” that is THE COACH’S DAUGHTER. It’s a pretty well-known fact that all men want what they can’t have and what is more off-limits than the coach’s daughter. You know how it goes, the more off-limits she is, the better she looks, and the stronger that desire to get her in the back seat of your car… I mean out to dinner and a movie. But seriously, when it comes down to it, what guy isn’t going to fantasize about doing the dirty with “daddy’s little girl” aka the coach’s daughter? And what better person to play out this classic role than the uncorrupted blonde bombshell Aimee Teegarden? She may be innocent but she has looks that kill! CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS. Ugh we miss FNL.

Also can we pause on how grown up both of America’s little sweethearts have grown up to be….
Like okay…

   Hayden Panettiere                           Aimee Teegarden 

            

All in all, being a coach’s daughter is pretty legit. You get free tickets, learn the game at a level most people never get the opportunity to and get to see the process of the game unfold beyond the audience-filled match up. I mean, who would complain? So for all of you coach’s daughters out there, let me know if you ever need a sister! I’m over this whole being an adult thing…

– Adrienne