Jimbo Fisher Banned His Players From Bars, Ouch

Photo: Jimbo Fisher Twitter

Sunday Funday. Margarita Monday. Taco Tuesday. Wino Wednesday. Thirsty Thursday. And obviously everyone goes out on Fridays and Saturdays.

And where might one go for all of these fun drinking festivities, you ask?

BARS! Duh *hair flip*

But if you are a football player at Florida State, it sure looks like those activities are out of the question for you. After running back Dalvin Cook was officially charged with battery after allegedly punching a woman outside a Tallahassee bar, head coach Jimbo Fisher declared bars off-limits.

So much for attending the daily bar festivities. Maybe if they could keep their hands to themselves and off the women they could be feeling festive like the rest of us. I guess there are always house parties guys?

– Alexa

Edible Underwear Has Officially Gone Too Far…

Edible Underwear.

So when I say that you think little CANDY bras and panties, right?

Invented in 1975 by two young entrepreneurs from Chicago, edible underwear or “Candy Pants” as  they were referred to back then, took off. Making over $150,000 dollars in profit each month, the “garment” immediately became arguably the most divisive novelty item in American history.

But of course, our generation went too far with the idea per usual.

Today, options have expanded as far as “Beef Jerky Briefs” and lingerie shops in Louisiana are accepting food stamps in exchange for these edible undergarments. Yes, I’m being totally serious. But let’s go back to that first thing I mentioned…

Beef. Jerky. Briefs.

I’ll let that sink in. Isn’t that a bit terrifying? Like, think about eating a piece of beef jerky. It’s not like eating a little candy piece off a string. You really got pull on that. This seems hazardous to me. Warning label could be necessary…

Online you can even find chicks selling licorice thongs that have “only been worn once.” Stop. Just, stop. Don’t worry guys, ONLY BEEN WORN ONCE! Well what a relief. ARE YOU F#@%ING KIDDING ME?!

What the hell happened to normal little candy ones they sell at candy stores?! What’s next, bacon boobs?!

So that brings me back to my first question… Is it worth it? Sorry guys but I’m thinking no on this one. Although, I did receive a (joke) set of candy-necklace bra and panties from my best friend in high school and I will say it was pretty delicious. No, they were not worn beforehand.

But hey, try ’em out if you dare! Just avoid the beef jerky man briefs unless you’re a Viking or something.

Literally can’t.

– Ramsay

Sister, Sister! Serena Beats Venus to Head to Wimbledon Quarterfinals

Serena Williams, left, hugs Venus Williams after their ladies’ singles fourth-round match during Day 7 of the Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 6, 2015 in London. Photo Credit: Getty Images / Julian Finney

Battle of the sisters! Serena Williams just beat older sister Venus to advance to the quarterfinals at Wimbledon. Serena won in a Grand Slam match for the first time competing against her sister in 6 years, making it her 15^th win of the 26 professional contests the two have competed in against each other.

Thirty-three minutes after they walked on court, Serena outdueled Venus closing out the first set with an ace wide. Venus held in an all-important first game of the second set, but Serena broke midway through the second and didn’t look back.

She held for 5-3, then broke to love for the match, Venus belting a backhand long to end the match in one hour, seven minutes.

“It’s never easy to play someone you love and care about.” said Serena. “You just play for the competition and enjoy the moment.”

The winner joins Madison Keys and CoCo Vandeweghe in the quarterfinals, making it the first time THREE American women have come been this far since 2004 when Serena was joined by Lindsay Davenport and Jennifer Capriati in the round of eight.

America is just killing it this week!

I’ll keep you posted with all of the Wimbledon happenings this week, so check back for updates! If any of you are in London and make an appearance be sure to keep an eye out for me 😉

– Ramsay

Ronda Rousey’s Next Victim: Bethe Correia

Ronda Rousey is undeniably the most dominant female in her sport. After her 14 second defeat of then undefeated Cat Zingano, Rousey has solidified her title as UFC’s Women’s Bantamweight Champion of the world. With an 11-0 record (9 by submission; 2 by TKO), she will yet again fight to defend her title belt in UFC 190.

Meet Bethe Correia, or as most people call her, “Pitbull.” She is currently ranked as the #7 women’s bantamweight fighter in the UFC. She sports an undefeated record of 9-0 with 3 of her wins coming in the UFC. This will be the third time Rousey will attempt to defend her title and undefeated record against another undefeated opponent.

Rousey has been known for her takedowns and submissions, whereas Correia is known for her explosive striking. Rousey has never taken a fight to a decision and her last three fights combined for a total of 96-seconds of fighting. Her most recent victory has come from a 14 second arm bar submission, the fastest UFC title bout victory, of Cat Zingano. Correia is looking to show the world Rousey’s weaknesses and defeat her no problem.

The bout is set to go down on August 1^st in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, the place where Rousey won her bronze Olympic medal in the ’08 games. This site holds even more personal to Correia, as she wants to win her first Top 15 fight in her hometown.

Although many wonder how Correia got this title shot, Ronda believes she will be just another challenger to prove unsuccessful. The initial press conference was full of trash talking and negative comments towards Rousey’s appearance. Rousey ended her part of the conference saying she’ll prove herself in the ring.

Be sure to order UFC 190 on Pay-Per-View on or before August 1^st and watch the action yourself. Fights will begin at approximately 10PM with the main card following the lead off matchups.

– Brittany